Kubit

So this year had its ups and its downs but that is not including the every day hilarity of my art 3H class period 6. Of all of my classes, this had to be my favorite not because of the subject but because of the things that went on in that class.

For starters, I will talk about the teacher herself: Mrs. Kubit.

Mrs. Kubit was a very odd woman. She had a reputation in the high school for being a mean teacher and making you hate art.... this was all true. She had many odd habits including always using the color purple, she liked to go on and on about her deaf (dumb and blind) daughter (who can play a mean pinball), and she would "help" you with your work yet what she did would most likely be the worst part on the piece. Even on my shitty artwork, hew "additions" would look like shit.

In addition to her horrible habits, she was also very rude, she was a hypocrite, and she would call me out for no reason. Every day, she would yell at me to stop talking for no reason even if I was sitting in my seat listening to my iPod. One time, she told my mother that I was "rude in class" and "very belligerent" even though I could have the entire class back me up that I wasnt.

Now, on to the more positive parts of the class.

Honestly, I can say this class was stacked in my favor. I had some good friends like Zach, Tatiana and Heru while there were other people like Janel, Matt and Andrew (AWW GWAH GWAH). I think Kubit hated us all.

And now, two words: Kubits bottle. For a few days, me, Matt and Andrew would hide her water bottle. Now, this would require some back story. During the course of the year, we noticed that Kubit would always have a Poland Spring bottle of water with her an she would constantly drink from it every five seconds. So I had the brilliant idea that hiding said water bottle would be very funny. At first, we blamed it on Mrs. Flynn but Kubit eventually figured out it was us and said she saw us on "cameras." Said cameras have yet to be found to this day...